House Rules
House Rules (with a smile)
Just a few rules, but we mean them — so everyone feels at home, including the neighbours.
Neighbours are for life
This is a village, not a festival. Have fun, but after a certain hour, keep it to whisper volume. And leave the house as clean as you found it — nobody enjoys washing up after someone else's holiday.
Parking, with a bit of luck included
There's space inside the property — use it. The lane is narrow, the neighbours have tractors, and a badly parked car becomes local legend fast.
Paws welcome
Your dog (or adventurous cat) is welcome. We just ask that you clean up after them — the neighbour's chickens have enough complaints about life already.
Freedom, with a bit of common sense
There's room to breathe out here: close the gate, mind your step on lamp-less nights, and don't be startled if a rooster wakes you before your alarm does. That's the countryside saying hello.
In short: treat the house and the village the way you'd want yours treated. Everything else is freedom.